I’ve amassed a large number of crushes of people that are on the Ultimate team. They are not listed in any particular order.
1. Your name rhymes with face. I like yours….
2. When you look at me, I feel like I’ve been hit by a dart, which also happens to rhyme with your name.
3. You’re good at math. If you were cosine^2, I’d be sine^2 ’cause together, we make 1.
4. You’re a pretty flamingo.
5. I want some of your sparkles.
6. You rock my sock, which rhymes with your name.
7. If I were a fly, you’d be poo, which happens to rhyme with your name.
8. We R who we R. I like dat.
9. Let’s have a fling, which rhymes with your name.
10. I’m HUNGARY for you.
11. I’ve been having dreams about you, girl.
12. I can help you hold your bucket.
13. Leggo my eggy.
14. Let’s have funzie.
15. You puzzle me.
16. You’re more than okay, which rhymes with your name.
17. Why are you in London?
18. Why are you also in London?
19. Gy Gy, you fly.
20. I can’t keep up with you.
21. You stole Christmas, but you also stole my heart.
22. Swag swag on you.
23. You my Queen-o.
24. If you were Ned Stark, I’d be Catelyn… before their struggs.
25. Math and physics aren’t boring ’cause of you.
26. You’re tall. I like that.
27. You bruise my heart. Through this unrequited love.
28. You fly, son, which rhymes with your name.