Your Hips Don’t Lie

Dear hottie in the gray shirt,

I am sure there was no one at the pub tonight, whether boy or girl, gay or straight, that was not wishing he or she could take you home tonight.

Where did you learn to move like that? Do your hips move as well in bed as they do on the dancefloor?

Your 21+ female admirer


5 thoughts on “Your Hips Don’t Lie

  1. Which night was this? There were pub nights Thursday-Saturday. Also, what was she wearing besides the gray shirt? What does she look like?

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