You are overwhelmingly beautiful. I saw you perform in Rocky Horror on Halloween and haven’t been able to get you out of my head, especially since I see you with your friends everyday in Tower. I hear that you’re single, and if you’d like, you’re welcome to touch-a-touch-a touch me any time. Come to the pub this week?
Mod note: I apologize for the delay in this post! It was submitted a week ago, for Janet’s reference.